Friday, January 8, 2010

Thursday Deaths, vol. 8

This will be the last one for a while since the contributor got a new job after this one.

That said, lets give our final final respects to the following:

• Choose your own price;
• If there will be only girls around, will you be ready?;
• Swiss branded watches;
• I had an accident, come now!;
• Let's meet as usually;
• Don't go home now!;
• 80% off? No;
• Release all your fantasies tonight; and
• For sure, you will feel more pleasure after a short course of enhancing.

I guess, for now on, prices will be chosen for us but we don't have to worry about the price of Swiss branded watches because they don't exist anymore. #2 may have been ready for only girls but not the Grim Reaper? I think that #4-6 may have saved us from an “accident” at home. Per #7, rumors of 80% off's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Because of #8, there will be no fantasies being released until further notice ... especially in the Champagne Room. Lastly, the life of a short course of enhancing was tragically cut short. Hopefully, it was more pleasurable in the process.

May they rest in peace.

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