Monday, December 7, 2009

letter the twenty-eighth: NOT SPAM

Oh, c-money, you endless source of entertainment, you.

The e-mails come prefaced with "NOT SPAM" in the subject line now. I think the amount of people this goes to has expanded. I'll take another count tomorrow because there's yet another one.

Current proposed Health Care Bill, will cost closer to
 $2.5 Trillion, instead of the $849 Billion 
 America, WERE IS THE MONEY COMING FROM?

Higher Taxes?
Medicare Cuts?
Rationing ?
Government Run Plan?
Your Children Pay It? 
PRINT MORE MONEY?
Borrow From Another Country?
Taxing Employers?
Another Stimulus Package?

ALL OF THE ABOVE!

I Know, VOTE the DEMOCRATS OUT OF OFFICE
Bring Back American Values
Use Common Sense
Save Our FREEDOM
JOB GROWTH
NO GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE PACKAGE
STOP SPENDING, now there's a different idea. 



I admire you use of boldface and varying font sizes, especially how the word "FROM" gradually becomes bold and then GIANT QUESTION MARK. But you make me sad, c-money. You're getting gradually closer and closer to writing like a rational human being. I mean, if you an start using sentences, back off the caps lock and not be in New Hampshire, you could be onto getting onto an opinion page. Until then, Weird candy cane header? Rethorical questions? CAPITAL LETTERS? BOLDFACE? LARGE FONTS? GET DRIVE-THROUGH BELGIAN WAFFLES?! YES!


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You know the drill. You can be snarky but this is not the place to be racist, sexist, advertise your site or one simple rule for losing weight while whitening your teeth, &c. If you can't play nice, you get put in time out. Don't make me have to moderate comments.