Wednesday, December 2, 2009

letter the twenty-sixth: a very important message

c-money is in da hizzle, yo!


The e-mail went to a whopping 54 e-mail addresses. Fifty-four. If you didn't get a copy, you should be jealous.




URGENT!  AMERICAN GUN OWNERS BEING SOLD OUT
This is Real and a Real Threat!
America Gun Owners had better wake up now, and stop the selling out of American's ,that is going on in Washington.  Democracy is out the door.  We ARE  BEING SOLD DOWN  THE  RIVER  FASTER THAN  WE  CAN  BLINK. 
U.S. Reverses Stance on Treaty to Regulate Arms Trade.  

*Obama Takes First Step in Banning All Firearms.*

On Wednesday the Obama administration took its first major step in a plan to ban all firearms in the United States .  The Obama administration intends to force gun control and a complete ban on all weapons for US citizens through the signing of international treaties with foreign nations.
Once the US Government signs these international treaties, all US  citizens will be subject to those gun laws created by foreign governments.  The Obama administration is attempting to use tactics and methods of gun control that will inflict major damage to our 2nd Amendment before US citizens even understand what has happened.

Contact your NRA Representative,  find out what Gun Owners can do to stop this.

Pass this to EVERYONE YOU KNOW, we must get the word out.  Contact all Gun Shops, Fish and Game Clubs, anywhere there are Gun Owners. 



If you have noticed, I've been copying and pasting these gems lately. It's been painful to not only read some of these but also type them. They make my fingers cry.


This time around C-to-da-Monay did a better job at spelling and grammar.  I guess it is necessary as this is an important message about the erosion of rights that has what looks like a link to a message board as its source.  I'm not clicking on it. If anyone's brave enough to see where the English language goes to die in the land of tin foil hats, report back here.

I think the bottom is the best part:
This is very important to Gun Owners in your state, please print this article ASAP Front Page if Possible



Who in the Devil is going to run THAT on the front page? BREAKING NEWS: Someone on that there messagin' board said the country's been sold down the river this morning. We have no proof beyond the message board. THE GOVERNMENT IS DAMAGING THE CONSTITUTION BECAUSE THE MESSAGE BOARD SAID SO. IF THEY DO THIS WE WILL NEVER HEAR ABOUT [SHOT] JV FOOTBALL AGAIN. THE INTERNETS TOLD ME. IT MUST BE TRUE.

Yes, our and pretty much every other government has done something shady in the background and had silently taken something away. But the source of this information is a message board somewhere? With absolutely no proof whatsoever beyond that. And you want this on the FRONT PAGE ASAP?

I'm going to start my own Internet panic rumor. Congress passed legislation that says the Pledge of Allegiance will be changed to include pecans as those will replace the stars on the flag after we merge with the European Union in 2011. The EU uses pecans to display its dominance over the US. THEY WILL TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS AND MAKE US EAT PECAN PIE AS A SIGN OF SUBMISSION. WE MUST GET THE WORD OUT. BOYCOTT PECANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. AMERICA IS THE LAND OF THE FREE, NOT THE LAND OF PECANS. NOT THE VARSITY.

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