Thursday, December 17, 2009

Thursday Deaths, vol. 7

Let us pay our respects to the following. May they rest in peace.

• GPS tracking with Google Earth;
• Your order; and, saddest of all,
• Solving ALL love making problems in a matter of few minutes.

From what I've heard, a slight mapping mistake led GPS tracking, who was hiking with Your order, directly into the gaping mouth of a volcano. As you may recall, we lost Solution for your sexual life in August. 'Tis a pity. Who can we turn to now? What could have been the solution to our sexual lives? What could have solved not some but ALL love making problems in a matter of few minutes? Now we'll never know! The horror!

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